Buzz Break: It's All Jake
· Behold, the UK poster for Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and a Persian rug his wig.
· Rich at FourFour looks at just how closely Labor Pains resembles Lindsay Lohan's own life.
· If your mom cares who Mike married in the season finale of Desperate Housewives, here's the answer!
· Pssst, Michael Cieply. It's not called "The Watchmen."
· Hey, it's Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson, wearing next to nothing and wrestling each other in the ocean. They like to call that "Monday."

Comments
I don't understand why they went with the Warrior Within outfit for the Sands of Time movie. It's like having Toon Link starring in an Ocarina of Time flick.
Ted Casablanca just wept at the phallic majesty of a Toothy Tile reference some designer at Disney just managed to sneak in there.
DEFILE THE FUTURE would be more accurate.
It's a strong image (the ripped Jake), but what's with the dull-as-shit font?