Q. What Has Robert DeNiro, Michelle Rodriguez & Jonah Hill and is Red All Over?

· A. Robert Rodriguez's Machete! Michelle Rodriguez, Jonah Hill (the real Jonah Hill) and Robert DeNiro are the first three stars to join Mexi-vigilante Danny Trejo in the feature-length version of the Grindhouse trailer.

· Jesus took the handlebars, and things didn't end up so good for Jesus.

· Videogum's Gabe breaks down the first episode of Bravo's V.P. of Original Programming Andy Cohen's new late-night talk show, What What Happens, which we missed because we had to...alphabetize...our...spice racks.

· Madonna solemnly honors the two French construction workers who lost their lives before a crowd in Udine, Italy, where the local custom is to applaud and scream, "Sing 'Like a Prayer!'" during tearful eulogies.

· A taskforce this weekend undertaken by the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation will seek to address homophobia in online gaming communities. Hopefully, no Halo 3 player will ever again be subjected to chatroom humiliations of the "PWNED YOUR BPTTOM-ASS, GAYWAD!"-variety.

· Hey, look everyone! It's Teclado Gatto -- Keyboard Cat's cousin from Tijuana.