Big Brother 11: What the #@$&! Did Chima Say?

Last night on Big Brother, Julie Chen called Chima's last ditch argument to avoid eviction the "most memorable last plea speech we've ever heard." Unfortunately for anyone not in the studio audience or the edit room, most of the important words were bleeped out. Chima, a freelance journalist, must have said something brilliant because she managed to avoid eviction. Let's consider the possibilities.

To jog your memory, here is a transcript of the speech CBS aired last night:

"It amazes me how short some of the memory spans in here are, because my opponent [Braden] here called both of my very good friends [5 second bleep] and so, a vote for Braden is a vote for a bigot. Anyone who aligns themselves with a racist and a misogynist, you deserve to go home."

The suspicions on the Big Brother message boards are that Chima simply reiterated the expletives Braden directed towards Lydia and Kevin, but for the sake of argument, maybe CBS pulled out the bleep for other reasons. Chima is allegedly a journalist and is generally super sassy, so she should be able to diss on every newsworthy subject. Some possible epithets:

CURRENT EVENTS

"Iranian democracy transition-preventing loyalist f**k"

BUSINESS

"TARP funds misallocating bureaucrat f**k"

LOCAL

"California budget unbalancing f**k"

POLITICAL

"Wolf-hunting, Palin-loving f**k"

ENTERTAINMENT

"Harry Potter Quidditch Quaffle teab***ing f**k"

If you have a five-second anger spasm of your own, feel free to share it or save it for the perfect moment. With Ronnie winning Head of Household, there will be lots to swear about in the future.