Nerds Victorious, Will Not Have To Interact With Girls at Comic-Con
Success! After an outcry from Slashfilm's Peter Sciretta, Comic-Con organizers have bowed to demands that they punish teenage girls for the temerity of attending Comic-Con. Now, the New Moon panel has been moved up to a time where it can't possibly interfere with the newly subsequent Avatar panel, and thus, the uniquely "junior high school dance" laws of Comic-Con gender interaction have been preserved.
So who are today's winners and losers?
WINNERS
· Site editors who regularly run scraps information about the most obscure genre movies but refuse to do so for Twilight because girls.
· Site editors who love Twilight! (MTV)
LOSERS
· Women, for having their right to totally fuck everything up taken away by fans who didn't want to wait in line as long.
· Social anthropologists.
· Movieline. 🙁
· We Won! (Kinda) Comic-Con Moves Avatar Panel After Twilight Madness [Slashfilm]
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Comments
Girls are so gay! ISH!
Damn! I so wanted some sort of apocalypse which occurred right at the moment the tweens and the nerds were grouped together leaving only them as the sole surviving humans who must repopulate the earth.
(once the tweens are of age and the nerds figure out how to actually have sex, which should take roughly the same amount of time.)
I guess "Coodies....The Movie" is now a non-starter.
I'm sure there are a few gay nerds breathing a sigh of relief over having to not choose between Taylor Lautner or James Cameron.
Other losers:
A generation of "Comic-Con Babies" who'll now never be born to parents who never met in the melee. Thus the world is robbed of a gaggle of kids with compromise names like Neytirilight and Bellavatar.
: ((