Buzz Break: Student Bodies

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· Bloody Disgusting debuted the final one-sheet for Jennifer's Body.

· Katie Holmes's choreographer Tyce Diorio is calling her upcoming performance on So You Think You Can Dance "Oscar winning!" TV shows are eligible for that stuff, right? If only we could shed those pesky rule engrams!

· Emma Watson is preparing to meet her college roommate this fall, and Daniel Radcliffe has high hopes the roomie will be a Potter maniac: "I hope you walk in and the first thing you see is your face on a duvet."

· Twittered Lindsay Lohan recently, "Some guy just grabbed my waist - two hands, both sides. I've been held down before and fought my way out." Interventions don't count, Lindz.

· "Joe Jackson: Michael's Kids Could Be Performers." Uh, did anyone else just feel a shiver run down their spine? Just me?



Comments

  • Furious D says:

    1. And it looks like Jennifer's Body is going to be the main selling point too.
    2. Tom's management of her career has been stellar. Poor girl.
    3. That was a misunderstanding. He saw the spray on tan and mistook Lohan for a carrot.
    4. Not just you. At least the grandkids will learn why their daddy hated granpa so much.

  • bess marvin, girl detective says:

    Like I said on another site, Jennifer's Body poster is just plain disappointing. Amanda Seyfried, the true lead, should be featured. Secondly, I should probably enter the copywriting business if that is the best tagline they can come up with. Here's something better: "She's the beauty AND the beast." Now, where's my check?

  • Dubrovnik says:

    This is Diablo Cody we're talking about...amend it to "She's the Linda Hamilton AND the Ron Perlman" and you've got yourself a winner!

  • Brian says:

    Good point, Seyfried seems to have the larger role, she's a better actress, and seems to be better thought of by the public. I don't think it's a good idea to bet the movie on Fox alone being able to put butts in seats. Plus, Seyfried and Fox have a make out scene, so having the two in a hot pose on the poster would be a good marketing move.

  • Lowbrow says:

    Joe Jackson needs to be sealed into a green crystal and jettisoned into deep space immediately.