No Shirt, No Shoes, No Shia
· Paparazzi snapped Shia LaBeouf jogging with his shirt off today in L.A., or as he calls it, "Gettin' shredded for mom." [People]
· Kevin Smith, in a weakly amorous moment, tweeted something truly disgusting about his wife today. We're not going to repeat it here -- but this puts his toilet-pulverizing exploits to shame, in the TMI department.
· Paris Hilton is being sued for $8 million for not living up to her end of the PR bargain on 2006 straight-to-obscurity project Pledge This!. Asked her lawyer, "If you said, 'She has to parade nude down the Champs-Elysees with a 'Pledge This!' banner' ... and she said no, would that be breach of contract?" Probably not -- but you just gave us a great idea for the opening scene of One Night in Paris 2.
· Liquidus Frockum!: Emma Watson's dress literally melted off her body at the London Harry Potter premiere.
· Who's in the mood for a Rumor Float? We are! Harry Knowles says Justin Timberlake is screen testing at Warners for The Green Lantern. I bet he'll make a box out of his ring and put his dick in it!
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1. I still won't make a joke about him, because he's already cursed with the name Shia LaBeouf, which a combination of Kurdish and French for "Corned Beef on Rye."
2. Twitter is the tool of Satan. It compels people to tell way too much in short, obnoxious bursts.
3. You shell out for Paris Hilton to poison your box office, you deserve what you get.
4. Wait, let me check my calendar.... okay... carry the two... okay, I won't end up on Dateline for clicking that link.
5. Hal Jordan, fearless, noble, and completely square space cop embodied in a scrawny ex-boy band singer. Oh well, there's always his box office success with Love Guru to put him over the top.
Who wore it best?
I spy Shia Jr.
Backwards hat, check. Baggy shorts, check. Apparently, LaBoeuf is in training to be the next McConaughey.
1. Shia might hate the Paps (as a celeb) but if he's smart he'll get this one blown up and put in his living room. (Someday he'll be 40 and glad he did.)
2. Twitter is hack. But hold on a minute, I need to go update my profile..."Ate a TON of cabbage and broccoli for dinner! Also hard-boiled eggs. Washed it down with Meisterbrau. Gotta go take a swampy, monster ass tsunami!"
3. C'mon, guys. I thought we were boycotting.
4. Thanks for the text. (I assumed it was Lohan at first viewing.)
5. First he was supposedly in the running for Iron Man. Now Green Lantern? They just announced they're doing The Smurfs...Maybe Harry'll break the news about his screen test for Poppa Smurf.
I kinda want to find a picture of Kevin Smiths' wife, but I fear more imagery will only make the bile rise more quickly.
She's in, like, all of his movies since 1999, and she's attractive. She was one of the dominatrix spy charachtrs in Jay and Silent Bob, I think?
Exactly what I thought upon glancing at the picture: "Oh, Matthew McConaughey's shirtless and jogging again. Never seen THAT before!" But then I saw it was Shia and was astounded. He looks good. Needs to work on his arms a big more; they seem underdeveloped compared to his core.