'Yes! Yes! Yes!' No, No, No: Katherine Heigl Schooled in Movie Orgasms
The Frisky is on to something in its new collection of great cinema orgasms, invoking Katherine Heigl's skeevy, child-induced, vibrating-panties scene in The Ugly Truth as a huge backward leap of the form. But their superior selections aren't really doing it either, with the obvious exception of Meg Ryan's When Harry Met Sally pseudorgasm and the Orgsamatron sex surrogate from Sleeper. But Swordfish? American Pie? Hellooo? Hasn't anyone seen Team America? Click ahead for the video -- and your own ecstatic contributions.
Maybe Elizabeth Berkley's electric-chair imitation from Showgirls just wasn't on YouTube, and maybe Maria Bello's Cooler tryst with William H. Macy didn't pack quite the, well, action. But all I know is that this should have been a group of four before Hugh Jackman's hacker blowjob ever made the cut, at least in honor of the unforgettable, as-yet-unavailable-on-DVD autoerotic asphyxiation sequence in Ken Park. Must I go on? Forget it. The floor is yours.
· Katherine Heigl ... Plus Five Other Movie Orgasms [The Frisky via The Hot Blog]
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Memo from High Concept RomCom Purgatory:
Dear writer,
It has come to my attention that several films have included orgasms. Our film needs to stand out! None of these orgasms involved a chubby ten year old cherub.
I really think it would be funny if my son had a cameo; where through a really elaborate set up he gave the girl from "Zyzzyx Rd" a pants shitting orgasm. Also make a note in your screenplay that the Garry Glitter song "Do you wanna touch me" plays over this scene.
P.S. the MPAA says that we're allowed ONE Squirter scene w/child and maintain an R rating.
Sincerely,
Reginald Moneybags III Esquire.
Wait...
"Ken Park" is unavailable on DVD? DAMN it! I've been wanting to watch that movie, and my university library doesn't have it! What will I do now?