Buzz Break: Bad Idea Jeans

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· ONLY the new issue of Us Weekly has these EXCLUSIVE, humiliating photo outtakes of Robert Pattinson. MUST CREDIT US WEEKLY!

· Sure, Brüno may have borrowed a few things from Borat, but how many jokes did Brüno steal from Brüno himself?

· Kate Winslet on topless verisimilitude: "If people are noticing my boobs in a movie and saying they do what real boobs do, then that's great."

· Pro Tip: Don't invite Barbara Walters to your funeral.

· Hey, the first eight minutes of The Hurt Locker! We mean it this time.



Comments

  • Furious D says:

    1. Please, someone buy this man some shampoo.
    2. This movie is pretty much the end of his ambush comedy act, so he has to use everything he's got, whether he's done it before or not.
    3. And the time I told Kate Winslet that she had a magnificent pair of Golden Globes, she slapped me. What's up with that?
    4. Barbara Walters, a class act all the way. I'm surprised that she didn't try to force open the coffin for a TV special.
    5. See it before the studio changes its mind!

  • NoWireHangers says:

    Didn't Barbara get in trouble for sneaking a camera into Star Jones' wedding too? Or something. I watch the View on rare occasions and tend to block most of it out.

  • Lowbrow says:

    That spray on six-pack that Pattinson was sporting on the set of New Moon has obviously washed off since.

  • bess marvin, girl detective says:

    i just don't get this kid's appeal and that odious jacket just solidifies it.

  • dinalohan says:

    Yes, Barbara really ruined a sacred, small ceremony meant for close friends and family only.
    Bitch.

  • kess says:

    Are you crazy - those jeans are hot, teamed with the leather jacket - yummy.
    And these were taken almost a year before he worked out for the New Moon abs shots - but who cares anyway, long lovely legs are so much more appealing than stumpy pumped up guys.
    If you don't get his appeal, check here http://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/07/08/how-could-you-not-think-robert-pattinson-is-hot/
    it explains everything if your that dim you don't get he's just about everything women love -
    Obviously exotically beautiful, tall/oh those long legs, funny, sweet, fabulously talented musically - the singing put most of us over the edge, then he hit with piano playing elegance, and he has beautiful manners and a killer smile.

  • Jamie says:

    Regarding robert...humiliating? please. As a fan I can tell you that we fan girls eat this shit up. He either looks extremely hot or he looks funny (and he knows it), which suits his goofy personality.
    To lowbrow, that abs shot for New Moon happened way after this photoshoot. Maybe he got in shape. Just sayin.