36 Movie Theaters Where You Can Ditch Work For the Michael Jackson Memorial
Presuming you weren't one of the lucky, ghoulishy overjoyed few to score a ticket to today's Michael Jackson Memorial and Propofol Singers Revue, no sweat, There's still time to arrange a plan B! Sort of. The digital exhibition company Cinedigm has arranged to broadcast the show's high-definition feed in dozens of movie theaters nationwide at 10 a.m. PT, helping offset the California taxpayers' burden offering free, first-come-first-served tickets to those who want a little more sense of occasion and community from their day of mourning. Alas, for those of you in some of America's biggest urban centers, there's a minor catch.
I'm talking to you, Chicago. And San Francisco. And Miami, Seattle, Dallas, Houston, Phoenix, and way too many shut-out markets currently relegated to sneaking glimpses in the office conference room. (At least 50 more locations are reportedly to be added to Cinedigm's site throughout the morning.) But Johnston, Tenn.? You're in luck! Let any of us at Movieline know if you require a doctor's note or other excuse. We're here to help.
· Michael Jackson Memorial Screenings [Cinedigm via Company Town]
ALABAMA
MOBILE, Carmike Wynnsong 16
ARKANSAS
LITTLE ROCK, Rave Colonel Glenn 18
CALIFORNIA
HOLLYWOOD, Mann Chinese 6
MONROVIA, Krikorian Monrovia Cinema 12
TULARE, Galaxy 10 Tulare
COLORADO
COLORADO SPRINGS, Carmike Chapel Hills 15
FLORIDA
PENSACOLA, Rave Pensacola 18
GEORGIA
COLUMBUS, Carmike 15
CONYERS, Carmike Conyers Crossroads 16
SAVANNAH, Carmike Wynnsong 16
ILLINOIS
CHAMPAIGN, Carmike Beverly Center 18
DEKALB, Carmike Market Square 10
INDIANA
EVANSVILLE, Showplace East 18
IOWA
JOHNSTON, Carmike Wynnsong 16
KANSAS
MANHATTAN, Carmike Seth Childs 12
MICHIGAN
LANSING, NCG Eastwood Cinemas
MONTANA
MISSOULA, Carmike 10
MISSOURI
WARRENSBURG, Carmike University 8
NEVADA
LAS VEGAS, Rave Town Square 18
NEW JERSEY
TOMS RIVER, Marquee Orchard 10
NEW MEXICO
LAS CRUCES, Allen Telshor 12
NEW YORK
BROOKLYN, Park Slope Pavilion 9
NEW HARTFORD, Marquee Cinemas Orchard 14
NEW YORK, Clearview Chelsea Cinemas
NORTH CAROLINA
ASHEVILLE, Carmike 10
FAYETTEVILLE, Carmike Market Fair 15
JACKSONVILLE, Carmike 16
RALEIGH, Marquee Wakefield 12
TENNESSEE
FRANKLIN, Carmike Thoroughbred 20
JOHNSTON, Carmike Johnson City 14
TEXAS
AUSTIN, Galaxy Highland 10
EDINBURG, Carmike 20
HURST, Rave North East Mall 18
VIRGINIA
FREDERICKSBURG, Marquee Southpoint 9
ROANOKE, Carmike 10
WEST VIRGINIA
CHARLESTON, Marquee Southridge 12
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Comments
Could you write me a note for work? Something along the lines of: all you dicks were "sick" the Monday after a 3-day weekend while NoWireHangers naively toiled at her desk doing twice* as much work in your absence. The least you can do is set her free to watch Michael Jackson's memorial as drunk as Diana Ross and as full of pills as Liz Taylor.
*Twice being two times half the amount of work I actually accomplish in light of my rampant blog reading.
Don't worry, there's no shame in your game.