36 Movie Theaters Where You Can Ditch Work For the Michael Jackson Memorial

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Presuming you weren't one of the lucky, ghoulishy overjoyed few to score a ticket to today's Michael Jackson Memorial and Propofol Singers Revue, no sweat, There's still time to arrange a plan B! Sort of. The digital exhibition company Cinedigm has arranged to broadcast the show's high-definition feed in dozens of movie theaters nationwide at 10 a.m. PT, helping offset the California taxpayers' burden offering free, first-come-first-served tickets to those who want a little more sense of occasion and community from their day of mourning. Alas, for those of you in some of America's biggest urban centers, there's a minor catch.

I'm talking to you, Chicago. And San Francisco. And Miami, Seattle, Dallas, Houston, Phoenix, and way too many shut-out markets currently relegated to sneaking glimpses in the office conference room. (At least 50 more locations are reportedly to be added to Cinedigm's site throughout the morning.) But Johnston, Tenn.? You're in luck! Let any of us at Movieline know if you require a doctor's note or other excuse. We're here to help.

· Michael Jackson Memorial Screenings [Cinedigm via Company Town]

ALABAMA

MOBILE, Carmike Wynnsong 16

ARKANSAS

LITTLE ROCK, Rave Colonel Glenn 18

CALIFORNIA

HOLLYWOOD, Mann Chinese 6

MONROVIA, Krikorian Monrovia Cinema 12

TULARE, Galaxy 10 Tulare

COLORADO

COLORADO SPRINGS, Carmike Chapel Hills 15

FLORIDA

PENSACOLA, Rave Pensacola 18

GEORGIA

COLUMBUS, Carmike 15

CONYERS, Carmike Conyers Crossroads 16

SAVANNAH, Carmike Wynnsong 16

ILLINOIS

CHAMPAIGN, Carmike Beverly Center 18

DEKALB, Carmike Market Square 10

INDIANA

EVANSVILLE, Showplace East 18

IOWA

JOHNSTON, Carmike Wynnsong 16

KANSAS

MANHATTAN, Carmike Seth Childs 12

MICHIGAN

LANSING, NCG Eastwood Cinemas

MONTANA

MISSOULA, Carmike 10

MISSOURI

WARRENSBURG, Carmike University 8

NEVADA

LAS VEGAS, Rave Town Square 18

NEW JERSEY

TOMS RIVER, Marquee Orchard 10

NEW MEXICO

LAS CRUCES, Allen Telshor 12

NEW YORK

BROOKLYN, Park Slope Pavilion 9

NEW HARTFORD, Marquee Cinemas Orchard 14

NEW YORK, Clearview Chelsea Cinemas

NORTH CAROLINA

ASHEVILLE, Carmike 10

FAYETTEVILLE, Carmike Market Fair 15

JACKSONVILLE, Carmike 16

RALEIGH, Marquee Wakefield 12

TENNESSEE

FRANKLIN, Carmike Thoroughbred 20

JOHNSTON, Carmike Johnson City 14

TEXAS

AUSTIN, Galaxy Highland 10

EDINBURG, Carmike 20

HURST, Rave North East Mall 18

VIRGINIA

FREDERICKSBURG, Marquee Southpoint 9

ROANOKE, Carmike 10

WEST VIRGINIA

CHARLESTON, Marquee Southridge 12

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Comments

  • NoWireHangers says:

    Could you write me a note for work? Something along the lines of: all you dicks were "sick" the Monday after a 3-day weekend while NoWireHangers naively toiled at her desk doing twice* as much work in your absence. The least you can do is set her free to watch Michael Jackson's memorial as drunk as Diana Ross and as full of pills as Liz Taylor.
    *Twice being two times half the amount of work I actually accomplish in light of my rampant blog reading.

  • Lowbrow says:

    Don't worry, there's no shame in your game.