Stroller-Pushing Pugs Take Over Another Neighborhood
· Is there any area that isn't overrun by armies of stroller-pushing Pug parents, gurgling on incessantly about doggie-kindergarten waiting-lists and how their puppies are "so advanced for their age?" If so, let us know. We'd like to move there. [via YouTube]
· K-Fed is topping out the scales at 235 lbs, which has got to be making a dent in his background-dancing career. Someone get this guy a Twitter feed so he can tweet empowering, Kirstie Alley-esque messages about how society doesn't appreciate curvy men enough.
· In this terrifying video, a CNN tour of Neverland reveals a ghostly Moonwalking apparition.
· Meet DustCart -- a real life Wall-E who wanders around tidying up the cobblestone streets of Peccioli, Italy. This little guy's destined to fall head over heels for a sexy gelato freezer named ISA.
· Here's the unusual case of the Colorado woman who lured a 15-year-old into her sordid world of Furrie Love and convinced him to Daisy Duck the Dale out of her.
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so you see MJ's ghost on larry king. big fucking deal. that show is actually hosted by the undead.
also, that woman in Colorado looks like Fergie. albeit a 200 lb one. who i will dub Furrgie.
1. Teach a pug to push a stroller and people say it's cute, yet I teach a pug to fire a pistol, and people say I'm evil.
2. I'm in no position to make fat jokes, so I won't.... K-Overfed! Damn it, there goes my moral superiority!
3. Finally, something creepier than Larry King himself.
4. Sure, program a robot to pick up garbage and people say it's cute, yet I program a fully sentient killer robo-pug, and people say I'm evil, again.
5. You know, stories like this makes me admit that there is value in shame.
But who drools more? Pug mother or pug baby?
Puppies having puppies. It's just sad.
I would not be surprised to hear about drunk Italians propositioning DustCart for BJ's.
L'aspirazione è così buona!