Movieline Welcomes Defamer Founder Mark Lisanti to the Family
For anyone who toiled in the Hollywood trenches between the years '04 and '08, or merely observed from a safe distance, the name Mark Lisanti should instantly conjure a host of overwhelmingly positive and/or deeply fearful associations. As the founder and editor of Defamer.com, Lisanti's brilliantly written and hysterically observed commentary on the goings on inside studio walls, Century City offices, and ladies' room stalls of some of L.A.'s most exclusive social institutions became a daily addiction for millions. Along the way, Mark coined countless showbiz neologisms: we have him to thank for the CAA Death Star, the Butterscotch Stallion, Grazerhead™, fauxteurs, Lesser Baldwins, future galactic despot Les Moonves -- the list goes on and on. I had the pleasure of working alongside Mark for a significant portion of that time, and it's with a great deal of excitement that I announce today that we'll be working together once again.
Only this time, the tables will be turned, and it will be he who is pinned helplessly beneath the weight of my imperious editor's thumb. As Movieline's new editor at large, Mark will contribute three commentaries per week, covering topics as far afield as telepathic tigers, racist robots, and sundry other critical Hollywood issues of the day. (I realize this news will instantly erupt into wide speculation as to just how much it cost us to lure him back to the fold. Suffice it to say, it was in the neighborhood of 14 million Umami burgers.)
Please now, give Mark a warm welcome back. His first column will run a little later today.
- Seth
· MARK LISANTI, the Original Defamer, Joins MOVIELINE.com, Hollywood's Buzziest Entertainment Web Site [PR Newswire]

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Welcome, welcome Mark! It's great to hear you're going to be a part of Movieline!
I'm in tears.
The Four Horsemen of the Entertainment Apocalypse is now complete.
My defection from defamer/gawker etal is now complete, welcome home!
May the snark be with you.
Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited, 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited
'Cause we're reunited
Hey, hey...
Christmas in July, truly.
Congratulations! You get to Saran Wrap Nikki Finke's toilet! If she's not out for three months with a cold.
ahhh, this is great news!
I'd say I was "happy dancing", but that seems so very inappropriate here in Snarkland. I shall, instead, sing my own version of the "Lisanti's Back" song to anyone who will listen (as soon as I write it, of course).
PS - love the picture! Someone's Photoshop skills deserve serious recognition!
But where's Molly?!
Yay! Papa's home!
Welcome back, Mark. So glad to see you here.
all sorts of awesome.
Now I can read his Tweets in paragraph form!
The band's back together!
Does this mean the demise of Lisanti Quarterly?
In any event, add mine to the chorus of Huzzahs.
Short of The Beatles getting back together, this is the best news I could have heard.
You magnificent bastard.
good to have you back!
Hurrah!
This ought to work out better than Michael Jordan's tenure with the Wizards!
I guess he got tired of being paid by the word for 140 characters. I had a feeling it wouldn't be long...
second that
Tritto. Welcome!
yay us!! 🙂
Yes! Return of Zorro Pascal!!
U M A M I !!! ! !! ! !! ! ! !!! (!)
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