Are You A Mac Or A Puke Chunks?
· Microsoft's most nauseating ad since the Jerry Seinfeld/Bill Gates Shoe-Shopping Experience and the Songsmith commercial has mysteriously been pulled -- wonder why? [via TheAwl]
· Hayden Panettiere was asked if she minds her typo'd tattoo (it was supposed to be the Italian phrase "Vivere senza rimipiantic," or "live without regret," but the tattoo artist misspelled it), but she just laughed it off and said she's going to stand by the mantra and not worry about such small matters. Now that's how you lice without regret. You tell 'em, Hayden.
· Celebrities with upside-down faces.
· Lifetime's Drop Dead Diva continues to bring work to those who need it most: Paula Abdul will guest star, hot on the heels of the Liza Minnelli and Delta Burke gaystravaganza.
· After his Tonys triumph, Neil Patrick Harris is in talks to host the Emmys, where he'll use his quick wits and effervescent charm to move things along after Bret Michaels' legs are chopped clean off by a falling Mad Men backdrop.
· Finally! A development in David Carradine's death: the family examiner says it was "asphyxiation, an inability to breathe. Now why that happened is still what we're working on." Uh... Didn't we know that already?
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Comments
1. I thought puking was the inevitable result of using Microsoft products?
2. The irony is that she'll live to regret the tattoo when she's 25.
3. Too much time and photoshop are a dangerous mix.
4. So, is this show where divas drop dead, or do they mean that in the descriptive sense.
5. Ssshhh! You're ruining my big surprise in the opening number.
6. I'm leaning toward the Ninja theory myself. They have ways.
You know how moms always used to say "Wear clean underwear in case of an accident"? Well, apparently, they should have gone into much greater detail.
The problem with the Microsoft spot is that they waited too long to put the logo up. I thought it was a spot promoting NBC's website viewing promos for: "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!" so I turned it off early.
Well this complicates things. How is Lindsay going to snort lines with an upside-down face?
This is what happens when you let Steve Ballmer out of his cage at Microsoft.
Pour it in, of course.
An upside down Lohan looks alarmingly like Sharon Stone...