Secret To Hollywood Financial Success May Lie In Brad Pitt's Penis

Forbes has released its annual report listing Hollywood's top-earning female actresses, and in an interesting bit of happenstance, sworn nemeses Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston take the first and second spots, respectively. Had Gwyneth Paltrow come in third, we would have strongly suspected that something truly magical was up with Brad Pitt's wealth-imbuing manhood. (She didn't make the list, however a much older and more culturally sophisticated publication in Spain thinks she's tops.) Right behind them is the pleasant surprise of Meryl Streep -- who banked a tidy $24 million and whose Mamma Mia! made $603 million worldwide, which suggests to us either that the world simply cannot get enough of Streep's prodigious talents, or that Pitt's been giving it to Miranda Priestley on the side. [THR]