Meet This Summer's Fresh Crop Of Psychotic, Narcissist Big Brother Houseguests

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· Here's your first glimpse of the token everythings from the upcoming season of Big Brother. We'd keep an eye on that Braden fellow -- he's learned "extremely a lot throughout traveling around, you know, Europe by myself, China by myself," and those worldly insights could give him just the edge he needs to sit around an inflatable pool yammering on about who's going to win Head of Household for 15 interminable weeks. Also one to watch out for: Laura's gigantic left breast.

· Every year, hundreds of local news correspondents are attacked by drunken camera-hogs. This is the story of one who fought back.

· The Wrap catches up with The Facts of Life and Deadwood's Geri Jewell, for some reason.

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· Chaz Bono was caught with a set of paparazzi action-figures, leading Cher to stifle herself from asking why he couldn't play with paparazzi dolls like every other celebrity daughter.

· Silver Lake locals already have their own Michael Jackson tribute mural.

· "Probe fingers 1,800 American Apparel workers," said the headline next to the rack of men's underwear.

· And finally, Squirrel Eats Lemon. [via DListed]



Comments

  • icallthebigonebitey says:

    So much hilarity in that Big Brother clip.
    It was nice of CBS to help us find the gay guy by having Julie VO the word "fierce" while he's on camera (30-second mark). Also, guys? Enough with the scarves. Your neck is not that cold.
    40-second mark: My God, Allison Grodner, STEP AWAY FROM THE CRIMPING IRON.
    1:25 mark: "I'll do well in the competition...as long as my knees hold out." Duly noted!

  • Kittenhead says:

    Gawd, I needed that squirrel. It's been a tough day.

  • Lowbrow says:

    Looking good Chaz, keep on truckin'!

  • Delta says:

    Those are women's American Apparel underwear, not men's. Gawker has a post of a lady wearing them (and it's not pretty)...

  • el smrtmnky says:

    i'm glad the beverly garland was avail for the formals. way to pony up the money, tiffany network!