Buzz Break: Salted Wound
· Angelina Jolie was smacked between the eyes on the set of Salt today, drawing blood. Coincidentally, one of Jennifer Aniston's Louboutins was found amidst the sandbags.
· TLC's Anatomy of a Divorce, er, Jon & Kate Plus 8 is being investigated for breaking child labor laws, a query akin to Rock of Love being investigated for botched implants.
· Megan Fox has confessed that she's so attractive, "If I show up and give any sort of performance at all, even a mediocre one, everyone will walk away going, 'Holy shit! Megan did a great job in that movie!'" Proof that she actually does listen to her publicist!
· Did noted Eastsider Shia LaBeouf get in a minor car accident in Los Feliz this week?
· On the next episode of Man vs. Wild: Bear Grylls vs. Pampered Hollywood Were-Beast Will Ferrell.
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‘Holy shit! What an arrogant BIOTCH!’
1. Let's just have a hot-oil cat fight and get this over with. 😉
2. Just because they have the children making "Jon & Kate + 8" T-shirts and other merchandise in the basement when they're off camera doesn't make them bad people.
3. Megan Fox performs? On camera?
4. I can't pick on him, just being named Shia LaBeouf is punishment enough.
5. Ferrell's practicing eating bugs in case he ends up having to live off his SNL residuals.
Luckily Billy Bob happened to be passing through (with his band) and was able to salvage Angelina's scarlet nectar into a necklace vial.
Later in the day she was spotted making out with her brother again.