Zach Galifianakis Dead Last In Mr. Hunky Funnyverse Pageant
· According to the results so far, Zach Galifianakis is the least sexy of the 15 male candidates in Huffington Post's Funny & Fine: Who's America's Sexiest Comedian? You Decide! poll. Also near the bottom: Russell Brand and Aziz Ansari. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are way ahead. I think that says something about Women in America -- I'm just not sure what it is. Probably that they like money. Vote for Zach, people! That furry tub of side-splittin' man-lovin' needs us!
· Displaying the advanced socialization skills that made her the most beloved crazy cat-lady on the planet, 150 witnesses saw Susan Boyle "sticking two fingers up at a television and shouting 'f*** off', before stomping off to her room" at a London hotel while watching Britain's Got Talent judge Piers Morgan praise 12-year-old competitor Shaheen Jafargholi. When word trickled back to the studio, the panel lept to a standing ovation, wiping tears from their eyes and going on and on about how surprised they were that such ugliness came out of such a beautiful package.
· Chris Brown assures us he's not a monster, and that his new single, "I'm Not a Monster (Boo)" is dropping shortly.
· Leave it to Lady GaGa to rock the Albino Gilda Radner look on the cover of Rolling Stone. You go, GaGa! Never Let 'Em See You Sweat, or whatever your song is.
· Will Prop 8 protesters ruin President Obama's big fundraiser at the Beverly Hilton? Probably not. But hopefully they'll get him to address the matter. Why do we know everything there is to know about his Portuguese Water Dog but nothing about where he stands on this kind of important and no-brainer issue?
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Lady GaGa seems to go particularly well out of the way to look as unattractive as humanly possible in any type of publicity photo shoot.
I can't believe she even looks half that ugly when waking from a weekend bender.
Zach is funny as hell, but he projects the self-esteem of a 12-year-old girl.
I'd rather look at her than all the reality tv skanks with their fake tits, bleached hair and orange skin.
Although I fear in reality Zach may be a "faux furry", I'd still let him tickle my thigh anytime he wanted. And Aziz too--he's very cute. What's wrong with these voters??? Clearly the bear/cub contingent is still sleeping off yesterday's ruling. I'll put out the call. Check the status in the morning; Dom Deluise will probably be winning as a write-in candidate.
Zach's being beaten by Jimmy Kimmel. JIMMY KIMMEL. I do love Zach's beard and Aziz is way cuter than D.L. Hughley, but what do I know about the tastes of the frequent HuffPo commenter? I only visit HuffPo to view slideshows of Michelle Obama's arms.