Anti Prop-Kris Riots Burn Streets of WeHo, Castro, Chelsea after American Idol Upset
A powerfully hormonal tween voting block has achieved the unthinkable, pushing a quietly unassuming acoustic troubadour from Arkansas to the ultimate American victory, and leaving the heavily favored frontrunner crestfallen, with nothing left to do but mount Kokring, his trusty flying unicorn, and board the bat-shaped rock n' roll spaceship he arrived in on a fame-seeking mission from Planet Glittershadow 9 in the starsystem Gothika. First order of business for the victor: tilting his head down, slowly shifting his puppy gaze upwards, and smiling tenderly and appreciatively at his enormous good fortune. SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!! [EW]
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This win was quite a suprise. Also, a huge suprise last night: How Scott Macintrye never missed a beat of those complicated song and dance numbers, am I right?
I screamed (louder than I thought I would) when they called it for Muppet-mouth Kris. The windows were open, and I feared for my neighbors. However, if anyone should have to sing that craptastic cliche-a-second Idol song it should be Kris. Adam's glitter star was too bright for the show. He was in a league of his own. I wanna see him do a duet with David Bowie.
I think my biggest disappointment was that Danny Gokey didn't dress as Stanley Kowalski two nights in a row.