Newswire || By: || May 20, 2009 05:30 PM EST

Here's Coney!

· NY Times has put up their massive magazine feature on the late night shift. Nothing too earth-shattering here, but worth a read. And hey -- look! It's the new Tonight Show set, that Lorne Michaels is concerned looks too much like a movie's version of what a talk show set looks like.

· All-around classy guy Jay Mohr describes Michelle Obama as a "big dude" on a radio show. Did CBS cancel his show yet? Is it on CBS? We can't be bothered to look that up.

· Voila! The new cast of The CW's rebooted Melrose Place. Let's see: Skinny bitch, douche, skinny bitch, douche, skinny bitch, douche in a fedora, skinny bitch. Yup! Seems about right.

· No matter who wins Idol tonight, rest easy in the knowledge that Adam and Kris have never seen each other naked. Guess they only have sex with the lights off. Zing!

· Burbank Airport's got this swine flu think covered.



Comments

  • Cecil's Wielder says:
    May 20, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Is that Asian looking Melrose Placer from Connor Chronicles?

  • Furious D says:
    May 20, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    1. I thought they saved money by using leftover sets from the Larry Sanders Show.
    2. Mohr just said that because Michelle Obama beat him at arm wrestling, but everyone beats him at that.
    3. Okay they have the skinny bitch and douche demographics covered, but what about the assholes. Who will look out for the assholes?
    4. Yet both have seen Ryan Seacrest naked. Dude, close the door on your dressing room!
    5. It's the most successful plan so far.

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