Peter Berg Will Not Sink Universal's Battleship

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· Peter Berg is in talks with Universal to direct Battleship, an adaptation of the popular board game. Screenwriting brothers Jon and Erich Hoeber have been enlisted to write the script, expected to be composed entirely of Dwayne Johnson and enemy commander John Travolta shouting "A-4!", "G-6!", and other tense one-liners between dramatic explosions at sea. [THR]

Dustin Lance Black gets a cast, Marvel gets its Thor, and much more Hollywood Ink after the jump.

· Liam Neeson and Jennifer Connelly are set to appear in What's Wrong With Virginia, the directorial debut of Dustin Lance Black. Connelly will play a "charming but psychologically disturbed" mother whose secret relationship with the local sheriff (Neeson) is tested when their teenage kids start seeing each other. Gus Van Sant will executive produce, i.e. bank a few arty, shirtless snapshots of the rookie director for the promotional tour some time next fall. [Variety]

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· When we say "the Verge," we mean it: Two weeks after telling Movieline about his audition for the lead in Kenneth Branagh's Thor, Aussie up-and-comer Chris Hemsworth has reportedly landed the role. And just in case that doesn't work out, EW reports, there's always the Red Dawn lead to fall back on. [DHD]

· It's one thing to make a psychological thriller starring Edward Norton and Robert De Niro. But now that Milla Jovovich has signed on to Stone as the woman who deliberately comes between them, well... This really is serious. [Variety]

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· Despite their best efforts to keep it under wraps, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy's indie drama Cafe is currently shooting in Philadephia. Drop in, say hi, order me a skim white mocha, extra hot, extra shot. And make sure Kennedy returns all your change. [THR]

· Ultra-prolific Movieline heroine Tilda Swinton continues to pile on the work, starring as the disinterested mother of a troubled kid with a crossbow (hint: it doesn't end well) in We Need To Talk About Kevin. [THR]



Comments

  • el smrtmnky says:

    wtf? when did jamie kennedy morph into brett ratner?!?

  • Furious D says:

    1. I believe Battleship is on the slate right after the movie version of Hungry-Hungry Hippos, which is to be directed by Lars Von Trier.
    2. I'll tell you what's wrong with Virginia, very few people will actually pay to find out.
    3. I don't know if I can accept a Thor who wrestles crocodiles while yelling "crikey it's a big'un."
    4. I wonder if they're going to rewrite Stone to include Jovovich shooting up zombies in revealing and artfully tattered outfits.
    5. Not many know this, but Hewitt is Dutch for "Low Standards."
    6. And right after that Swinton will be play Wanda, a Hungry-Hungry Hippo suffering from hysterical blindness and an eating disorder for Von Trier.

  • Cecil's Wielder says:

    John Milius is going to go on safari on an MGM backlot.