Buzz Break: New York's Finest

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· Steven Spielberg's son Theo has joined New York as a magazine intern, and is also unexpectedly dishy.

· More famous relations doing things! Actress/Hanks-spouse Rita Wilson has sold a script to Fox 2000.

· While we feel bad that former Survivor winner Ethan Zohn has cancer, we feel worse that his exclusive statements to People -- "This is the ultimate game of Survivor" and "I'm not getting voted out of this one" -- are gnawing at our sympathy juuust a little.

· Director James Gray claims (NSFW!) that Gwyneth Paltrow invited him into her trailer to personally inspect her breasts before shooting a nude scene in Two Lovers.

· Debbie Gibson is ready for that Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus franchise. We're ready for her Oscar-bait love ballad, "Lost in Your (Inky Black) Eyes."



Comments

  • Furious D says:

    1. Good luck to Theo, you have to be a billionaire mogul's son to survive in NYC as a magazine intern these days.
    2. The script is about an actress plotting to kill her more famous husband. Which is why Tom sleeps with one eye open!
    3. I'm sure People offered to help pay some of his health insurance if he tossed them a couple of bad cliches. Good luck to him.
    4. I offered to do that for Paltrow, and she slapped me. You try to help someone, and all you get is trouble.
    5. It'll still be better than Mega-Sloth VS Giant Tortoise. That movie just went way too slow.

  • icallthebigonebitey says:

    Ugh. I HATE the Spielberg's and their smug, self-satisfied lives. He's a hack and so is she.
    I read Theo's little introductory speil(berg) and the gaydar went off immediately. As the great gay writer Edmund White's father explained to him in an effort to butch him up in the 1950s, "boys don't 'love' things, they 'like' them". Even NYC.

  • Inhaler says:

    As James Gray departed Gwyneth's trailer he suddenly realized why Coldplay's music is always tinged with a melancholy hue.