Ring-a-Ding Purity Ring

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All right, JoBro fans, it's time to turn out en masse. Let Scorsese know! [People]



Comments

  • icallthebigonebitey says:

    kd lang

  • JudgeFudge says:

    Question: Are Leonardo DiCaprio and Scorcese really a dynamic duo? Gang of New York? The Departed? I don't know.

  • HwoodHills says:

    Dicaprio's too pretty and too tall (6'0).
    Depp's too pretty and too tall (5'9).
    And Joe Jonas? He's too pretty, too tall (5'10) and too "ready to move to Vermont."
    For someone like the Chairman (5'7) you need a new face with no baggage attached. Find some new kid with gravitas and let him run. A movie about Sinatra will sell tickets without a name for the poster. Otherwise it's just gonna be a distraction. (Like Jack as "The Joker.")

  • Long time reader, first time commenter says:

    I will keep pitching this guy until a casting agent listens. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1526223/ He's a dead ringer! And yes, I found him on Wizards of Waverly Place, so we can be assured they're lying about his height.

  • HwoodHills says:

    The be all end all example is always Star Wars. That flick made a couple bucks with "No names." And another little one called Superman.

  • Nokidding says:

    Joe will be a great actor one day - trust me, I am obsessivley smitten! BUT, I voted against him on this. I don't want to see him with weird blue contact lenses thanks.
    But please, casting directors, call Joe when it's time to do a biopic of Jerry Lewis (he does a great impression...he just doesn't know it) or Gene Kelly - he's got the exact same body type and prettyface/masculine-boyish charisma...
    Give it up, he is not FEY just because of that awful photo. And he's not 5'10" either.