Joe Jonas: Bigger and Wetter
· Here's Jonas Brothers frontman Joe Jonas, sopping wet in the pages of In Style magazine -- to whom he reveals his biggest celebrity crush is Daniel Craig. Um. Yeah. Cough cough. How 'bout them Dodgers! (In its full glory after the jump. You know you want it.) [via ONTD]
· Jay Leno: "10 o'clock is like the new 11:30." So, um, f**k you, Conan! You're the new Carson Daly.
· You can read our Angels & Demons review tomorrow (hint -- we might not have hated it!), but in the meantime, here's some A.O. Scott to tide you over: "I have not read the novel by Dan Brown on which this film is based. I have come to believe that to do so would be a sin against my faith, not in the Church of Rome but in the English language, a noble and beleaguered institution against which Mr. Brown practices vile and unspeakable blasphemy."
· Vulture corners George Lucas for a Star Trek review. They get five opinionated words out of him before he bolts.
· Pop quiz: Which of these proposed A&E shows is fake: Untitled Tony Danza Project, Steven Seagal: Lawman, or Hammertime? Answer: It's a trick question! They're all real!
· Matthew McConaughey brings his adorable baby son Bongo Romcom McConaughey to the ocean for the very first time. Awwwww...
· Well, we think we have an answer for Zach Galifiniakis!

Comments
I'm sure Joe is gunning for "007: Showers of Xanthous."
He's still a little puerile for my taste, but those chest pubes look promising.
I mean, I'd hit it?
Honestly, though, I feel used.
I don't like the picture...seems too much for the gays, and I'm a straight girl Joe Jonas fan so it doesn't visually appeal to me. But the picture they have of his face in the Table of Contents is stunning, beautiful.
The Daniel Craig thing is v. hilarious; he and his brothers have given that answer before while gushing over how "cool" he is. So...is that just naivete or a hint towards an announcement? Either way, I give him credit for not being a homophobe! Just love him.
Someone needs to cast him in a big flick pronto...I liked your Al Pacino movie idea. 🙂