Buzz Break: The Band's Getting Back Together!

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· OMGZ New Moon posters! But where's the wolfcake?

· Oprah loves Susan Boyle when she sings. Less so, when she talks.

· The season premiere of Jon & Kate Plus 8 is unfinished as "producers are trying to incorporate the couple's martial woes into the show." Uh, have they ever seen this show before? It's already like an instructional video for passive aggression (and potent sperm).

· Ah, there's that Trek catchphrase we missed: "Don't phase me, bro."

· Alanis Morissette has signed up for a role on Weeds that requires "tasteful nudity." Been there, done that.



Comments

  • Chadams says:

    I don't know if any of us can call Jon Gosselin's swimmers potent as the whole IVF thing is what makes it so there's an impossible-to-control amount of rugrats. IVF - the infertile woman's last line of passive-aggressive defense.

  • Colander says:

    I thought Mr Jacob was wearing a hoodie, then I remembered the wig and got sad.

  • sixhundred says:

    who was clamoring for a taste of alanis morissette nudity? that one video was plenty and i'm sure dave coulier would be the first to tell you it's a taste that lingers unwelcomed on the palette.

  • Inhaler says:

    I thought that was a hoodie as well! Hoodies are just so much hotter than emulating Bo Bice, sigh.