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· Behold the final Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen one-sheet, heavy on giant robot heads and pyramids, and light on 25-cent SAT words like the ones on Miss Fancypants Scarlett Johansson's posters.

· After 12 days, Mia Farrow has ended her low-rated hunger strike to raise awareness about how much more she cares about Darfur than Angelina Jolie does. "I have been instructed by my doctor to stop my fast immediately due to health concerns - including possible seizures," she wrote on her blog, then pledged her first meal would be "a Subway 5-dollar footlong. I know -- right? I've just been craving one since Tuesday."

· Toot, toot! All aboard the Disney's A Christmas Carol Train Tour, a traveling exhibit for Robert Zemeckis's upcoming motion-capture take on the Dickens chestnut. It begins at L.A.'s Union Station May 22, then rolls across America, its delighted, dead-eyed child passengers prancing along the car tops all the way until landing in New York shortly before its November 6 opening.

· Ryan Gosling's face is turned into hamburger by Tommy "Knuckles" McTaverson, four-times undefeated Heavyweight Toddler Champion of the World.

· In honor of the bony skull-plated warrior species who make not a single appearance in Star Trek, Slate covers the history of Klingonese, a language so fully realized it boasts its own translation of Hamlet -- the play about the Danish prince who ironically got laid a hell of a lot more than the people performing it. (Dammit. I swore I wasn't going to make Trekkie virgin jokes.)

· Dunh...Dunh...Dunh...DAHDAH!!! Boomboom boomboom boomboom.