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William Shatner has made little secret of how he felt about being left out of the Star Trek movie that his demi-Vulcan contemporary is featured in so prominently. Still, he's managed to pipe down in recent months, turning to other, more pressing topics on his YouTube talk show, such as an ongoing feud with his wedding-invite-witholding nemesis, George Takei. Now, Access Hollywood's Billy Bush subjects Shatner to the trailer of the Paramount blockbuster that J.J. Abrams could never have been made without him -- yet somehow managed to all the same. Watch as his face chills into an oil portrait of envious engagement, soaking in every frame as he Pines for a return to his glory days chasing hot, green Orion tail.