Singers On-screen

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What Our Personologist Says About Musicians Already Doing Movies and TV

Whitney Houston (The Bodyguard, The Preacher's Wife)

"No wonder she's a star. The charisma in those eyes pulls people right in. The visible eyelids say, 'Don't bore me with details.' She's not an analyzer, but an action-oriented person, and the mouth says she's generous and impetuous. She'd be a star at whatever she tried." Time for The Bodyguard II.

Will Smith (Men In Black, Wild, Wild West)

"He has confidence in his wide face, argumentativeness in his chin, and the impetuousness of a born talker in his lower mouth--naturally he's likable and cocky on-screen. The flared-out ears indicate someone who likes to own, collect and possess--his attitude is 'Don't touch my property, my wife, my children.' In business dealings, he's probably relentless and shrewd." Sounds like he'll be nixing Wild, Wild West II.

Ice Cube (Anaconda, Three Kings, Next Friday)

"Lots of political leaders have had the same wide face and massive lower face and jaw, from Benito Mussolini to Bill Clinton--whether they spout bullshit or truth, people believe them. He shows high pugnacity, great melancholy, wide mood swings, a tendency not to think before he speaks." Will compete with LL Cool J for film roles from now on.

Dwight Yoakam (Sling Blade, Red Rock West, Roswell)

"His wide face indicates confidence, but the slim lower jaw area suggests he lacks innate authoritativeness. There's argumentativeness in his chin. His brows show high aesthetic appreciation." Then how do you explain those ripped jeans he always wears?

Randy Travis (Black Dog, The Rainmaker, Baby Geniuses)

"The shape of his brow suggests inner seriousness and he has melancholy in his eyes. The close set of his eyes says he's project-oriented. His straight-across brows means he's interested in harmony and balance. Everything about his face says hell stick things out right to the end." Which is likely to be guest spots on Silk Stalkings.

LL Cool J (Deep Blue Sea, Any Given Sunday)

"This is a forceful, powerful, confident person--the wide face indicates that. He shows charisma in his eyes that draws people in. You'd want to believe this guy, no matter what he said because of the strong lower face. I'd see this person toughing it out to the bitter end. He's a survivor all the way." Once you've gotten the reviews he's gotten, it's time to revert to the name your mother gave you.

Courtney Love (The People vs. Larry Flynt, Man on the Moon)

"Her full lips show she's sensual, dramatically potent, talkative and possibly argumentative. Her high cheekbones mean she likes adventure. The coarse hair means she's rugged, aggressive and potentially insensitive to others' feelings. Her eyes show melancholy; she's a loner type." A rock star or just another pretty good character actress? Which is better?

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