Young Hollywood Hit Lists

A treasure trove of top tens to help you make your way through the booby-trapped jungle of Tinseltown's younger stars, comers and soon-to-be-goners.

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Ten Most Frequently Encountered Items in the Pockets/Purses of Young Hollywood

1. Matches from Jones

2. Condoms

3. M·A·C concealer

4. Cellular phone

5. Rohypnol

6. Handgun

7. Breath Asure

8. One-hitter

9. Xanax

10. Prozac

Top Ten Directors Young Hollywood Likes To Work With

1. Quentin Tarantino

2. Tim Burton

3. Francis Ford Coppola

4. Gus Van Sant

5. Joel Schumacher

6. Oliver Stone

7. Richard Linklater

8. Robert Rodriguez

9. Lasse Hallstrom

10. Ben Stiller

Ten Phone Numbers Most Frequently Called By Young Hollywood

1. (310) 550-4000

2. (213) 656-1010

3. (213) 656-6060

4. (310) 393-5150

5. (213) 655-4345

6. (213) 650-1022

7. (213) 874-9370 or (310) 312-6601

8. (310) 285-2187

9. (310) 201-7454

10. (619) 773-4100

Ten Likeliest Future 'Whatever Happened To . . . ?" Candidates

1. Helena Bonham Carter

2. Joaquin Phoenix

3. Kristy Swanson

4. Laura Dern

5. Balthazar Getty

6. Tori Spelling

7. Elizabeth Berkley

8. Ione Skye

9. Sofia Coppola

10. Jane March

Ten Most Talented Actors

1. Claire Danes

2. Nicole Kidman

3. Edward Furlong

4. Leonardo DiCaprio

5. Lukas Haas

6. Christian Bale

7. Winona Ryder

8. Kirsten Dunst

9. Reese Witherspoon

10. Kate Winslet

Ten Most Likely To Look Like Shelley Winters and/or Marlon Brando at 60

1. Alicia Silverstone

2. Shannen Doherty

3. Anna Nicole Smith

4. John Cusack

5. Ethan Hawke

6. Ricki Lake

7. Fairuza Balk

8. Mark Wahlberg

9. Julie Delpy

10. Macaulay Culkin

Young Hollywood's Ten Worst Habits

1. Trying to show range

2. Not learning a thing from River Phoenix

3. Working with Oliver Stone

4. Making Tarantino rip-off/ slacker ensemble movies

5. Not bathing and/or sleeping with guys who don't bathe

6. Carrying condoms but not using them

7. Dating rock stars

8. Lying about being with the program

9. Luxuriating in despair while getting rich

10. Smoking cigars

Ten Top Quotes from Movieline's Past Interviews with Young Hollywood

1. "I'm going to own this town, be at a place where I've got nobody to answer to. Man, they'll answer to me... This business isn't based on talent. There's so few young people that can do what I do and do it well." --Stephen Dorff (March '94)

2. "You can't help hating your competition and any actress who says they don't get jealous is lying. I mean, people think Julia Roberts is so wonderful because she's tall and pretty and all she does is shake her ass and smile. Believe me, I can shake my ass real well and lots of us have decent smiles." -- Drew Barrymore (March '92)

3. "Drew Barrymore isn't somebody that I look up to. I was kind of disappointed to be compared to somebody who is nothing like me." -- Alicia Silverstone (March '95)

4. "There could be big money in condom endorsements. Nobody's selling personality for condoms. Well. I will not do frontal nudity but, if it were a condom commercial promoting safe sex -- and I'm getting a big piece of the action -- then maybe I'd think about it. I might do frontal, even." -- Chris O'Donnell(May'95)

5. "No [I didn't see Whore], but every time I saw the marquee, I would get hysterical. Theresa Russell, Whore. I kept imagining one that said, Ethan Hawke, Asshole." -- Ethan Hawke (March '92)

6. "Actually, [kissing is] pretty disgusting when you think about it. I mean, people are so concerned about eating off the same fork as someone else, and even though you like somebody, do you know that the human mouth is one of the dirtiest things on this planet? A dog's mouth is cleaner. There's so much bacteria and slime and disgust and trapped food and bad breath in a mouth " -- Leonardo DiCaprio (March '95)

7. "There are things I can't talk about, because I'm 18. I mean, I hung out with gangs who shoot people--I got a street education--but I can't elaborate on that just yet because it'll be used against me." -- Juliette Lewis (May '92)

8. "You can take a bad film, promote it like crazy, and everyone will go see it. I mean, look at Pretty Woman." -- Samantha Mathis (November '90)

9. "You start farting and belching [in front of the one you love], and that's the ultimate, really. Just hang. There's nothing like being able to do your bodily functions in front of another person and have the other human being appreciate it." --Christian Slater (November '94)

10. "Sometimes I think, wouldn't it be better to be a drunken sailor doing the bunny hop at the Holiday Inn in Union, Illinois?" -- Lori Petty (March '92)

Ten Destined for Their Own Eponymous TV Sitcom

1. Emily Lloyd

2. Juliette Lewis

3. Lara Flynn Boyle

4. Halle Berry

5. Kylie Travis

6. Pauly Shore

7. Christina Ricci

8. Mira Sorvino

9. Andrew Shue

10. Molly Ringwald

Top Ten Things We Don't Like About Julia Roberts

1. Can't act

2. Thin skin

3. Dreadful brother

4. Fickle

5. I Love Trouble

6. Ratio of talent to salary

7. Hook

8. The trip to Haiti

9. Weird upper lip

10. Oscar nominations

Ten Most Likely To Be Alive and Kicking Careerwise in 30 Years

1. Drew Barrymore

2. Robert Sean Leonard

3. Cuba Gooding Jr.

4. Nicole Kidman

5. John Cusack

6. Winona Ryder

7. Elijah Wood

8. Christian Slater

9. Will Smith

10. Brendan Fraser