It wasn't so long ago that I enjoyed my own reunion with Titanic, but this time, James Cameron invites everyone to Titanic 3-D, the Avatar'd-up revamp of his 1997 blockbuster. What parts are you looking forward to seeing in 3-D? Leonardo DiCaprio's shabby togs? Kate Winslet's unadorned areolas? Kathy Bates's contempt? You'll get them all in April, 2012, which marks the 100th anniversary of the Titanic disaster. Trailer after the jump.
J. Dawson is a bit more compelling than J. Edgar, wouldn't you say? Sigh. But man, "My Heart Will Go On" still feels overplayed 14 years later. Let this never happen to a true gem like "That's the Way It Is," world. Or a living gem like the ever-dashing Billy Zane. Frankly, I might've "let go" of Jack for Cal Hockley's devilish charms. Kind of like how the bastardly Wickham always seemed hotter to me than Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. Am I damaged? Discuss.
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