Look, it's Friday. We're all working for the weekend, here. And besides, superhero season is nigh upon us! Do I really need a good reason for posting a collection of YouTube Spider-Men dancing in costumes on the internet? Yeah, didn't think so. ENJOY! With great power comes great responsibility... to get down, Spidey-style.
Thanks to the internetz for sending around this 2009 gem, setting me off on a journey of dancing Spider-Man discovery. I learned a lot in my quest to find the best dancing Spider-Man videos on the internet. Like the fact that "best" is a relative term when it comes to the skill level of Spideys who turn on the camera and bring it.
First, Japanese Spider-Man gets down in what appears to be the subway (via G4):
Here, two real life grown men learned the Dancing Spider-Man meme from 2002. Best part: It ends how all Numa Numa dances should end: With a kick to the nuts.
Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) - Spider-Man edition:
Spidey and his Marvel superhero buddies get loose wit it at a children's birthday party:
Don't leave Montreal street busker Spider-Man hanging, bro:
How about a crew of break-battling Spider-Men and Venoms?
Spidey (Okay, Venom) can do the 5 Gs:
Ballroom Dancing with the Superheroes:
Because every banquet needs a live performance featuring men without pants performing the 2007 DJ Ozma j-pop ditty "Spiderman." Truly.
Greenscreen abuse:
WTF SPIDER-MAN.
These poor elephants.
Oh god.
And yet, I'd rather watch all of the above on repeat for eternity than sit through Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man 3 gyrations again.
Best argument in favor of the Andrew Garfield reboot? I think so.
TGIF, y'all.