Oh no: Jennifer Lopez, who's only been in five high-profile relationships that I can think of, and Marc Anthony, who is a frightening Glenn Close character, are divorcing. That is too bad. That is also an occasion to revisit Jennifer Lopez's finest screen moment in the hopes it'll lift her spirits. We're here for you, Jen.
Oh, Gigli. Oh, Jen. You will have many more thigh-oriented Thanksgivings in your life. It's time to "gobble, gobble" like the hard-flapping turkey you are, my dear. Be free.
ยท Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony Split [People]