Look, I like shoes as much as the next girl. And there are certain angles to this exploration of the ladies' shoe that could be fascinating enough. (Why is a stiletto so sexy? Because it elongates your silhouette and can double as a murder weapon, perhaps? Discuss.) But this chick caressing the curve of her pump, these ladies drooling over their shoe caverns, Fergie Ferg insisting that shoes tell the world who you are... I can't even.
And then there's Kelly Rowland, credited as "Singer/Former Destiny's Child/Shoe Mommy." SHOE MOMMY. Is that a thing?? (Seriously, what is that?) Maybe Shoe Mommy is what she calls herself because, apparently, she names her shoes like they're her children.
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