It has been eight real world years since Ron wooed his lady co-anchor Veronica Corningstone with his sweet jazz flute stylings circa 1975, so assuming the same amount of time has passed in Anchorman years it'd make sense if they now have a little Burgundy running around. Mind you, this is pure speculation, but just think about that for a second: A MINI RON BURGUNDY. YES PLEASE. Maybe the pressures of co-hosting World News Center drove a wedge in Ron and Veronica's relationship and they're fighting over their kid, Kramer vs. Kramer-style and the only way to get his family back is with... bowling?
That's all I've got with so little to go on. So have at it, Movieliners; what could Ron Burgundy be up to in Anchorman 2 -- and what would you like to see from him and the rest of the Channel Four News Team?
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