I can't believe it either, but I've chosen to accept GWAR -- the satirical, Grammy-nominated heavy metal outfit -- as real film critics. In a new clip, the costume-loving dudes both praise and rip on War Horse, unleashing a fiery badinage that Ebert and Roeper would have killed for. Just watch it, dammit.
"I think they should change the name to Snore Horse!" Nice to know that heavy metal icons also enjoy pejorative puns as much everyday film critics. In fact, they should go by punnier monkiers: Might I suggest LOLnard Maltin and L.M.A.O. Scott?
• GWAR Reviews 'War Horse' [NextMovie]