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Early Report: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance is so Awful, You'll Pee Fire

    • I guess the new Nicolas Cage fire urination epic Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance did not soar like a blazing motorcycle across the night sky at Buttnumbathon recently. In fact, it tanked. There's a flamin' new poster for the film - one that would look impressive on a Hot Topic t-shirt or a bitchin' Trapper Keeper - but we've got three definitely stanky tweets about the movie after the jump. We threw in a dollop of hope at the end, though.

    And now, the stank. You'd think someone would find campy fun in this freaky heap. Apparently not.

    @devincf
    Devin Faraci     GHOST RIDER 2 manages to make me look fondly back on GHOST RIDER. Unbearable.
    Dec 11 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

    @JHoffman6
    Jordan Hoffman     GHOST RIDER 2 makes GHOST RIDER 1 look like DARK KNIGHT.
    Dec 11 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

    @scottEweinberg
    Scott Weinberg     GHOST RIDER 2 played. I have nothing else to add.
    Dec 11 via Twitter for AndroidFavoriteRetweetReply


    And finally, that dollop of "hope."


    @daniel_fidler
    Daniel Fidler     Whatever, I still think GHOST RIDER 2 looks better than G.I. JOE 2.
    Dec 13 via webFavoriteRetweetReply


    We're in trouble? No. Urine trouble.

    'Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance' Tweets [Twitter]