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Caption This: A White Ape Stalks Taylor Kitsch in John Carter

Edgar Rice Burroughs' John Carter of Mars sci-fi series may have first appeared 100 years ago -- and director Andrew Stanton's Disney adaptation John Carter may be taking forever to come out -- but EW's new photo from the movie is fresh as ever: Friday Night Lights vet Taylor Kitsch yanks on a chain while a gigantic, extraordinary white ape bellows behind him. Shall we caption this big-budget brawn?

My vote: "Clear size, full wrath -- will lose." Now yours.

John Carter of Mars hits theaters March 9.

Taylor Kitsch in 'John Carter [EW]