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Let's Hear Your #RejectedPeanutsSpecials!

    • I think of Charlie Brown as a movie star since some of his best work is in full-length features like Snoopy, Come Home and Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown. Now I can also call him a Twitter phenomenon since he's subject of the joke meme #RejectedPeanutsSpecials. We love that hashtag so much that we're contributing a bunch of our own ideas after the jump. The Great Pumpkin has never been scarier.

    First, here are a few we liked from the Twitterati:


    @MJMcKean
    Michael McKean     It's a Grand Mal, Charlie Brown! #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
    Oct 28 via TwittelatorFavoriteRetweetReply


    @sepinwall
    Alan Sepinwall     You're a Good Man, Peppermint Patty #rejectedpeanutsspecials
    Oct 28 via TweetDeckFavoriteRetweetReply


    @theharryshearer
    Harry Shearer     You Stopped Being Funny in the 70s, Charlie Brown #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
    Oct 28 via ProxletFavoriteRetweetReply


    And now, ours:

    · You're an Unfeeling Misanthrope, Charlie Brown

    · You'll Settle for Marcie, Charlie Brown

    · It's the Great Sadness, Charlie Brown

    · You're a Disturbingly Good Dancer, Charlie Brown

    · You're a Server at Chili's, Charlie Brown

    · Linus is Nailing Your Sister, Charlie Brown

    · A Charlie Brown Antichrist Summoning

    · You are Lucy's Bitch, Charlie Brown

    · Snoopy Doesn't Exist, Charlie Brown

    · It Has to Be Syphilis, Charlie Brown

    · Your Ears Look Exactly Like Your Nose, Charlie Brown

    · Peanuts are Raceless, So Please Explain Franklin, Charlie Brown

    Your turn. Got any?

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