First, here's Ellen getting comfortable with her new Twitter "frenz."
Next, she legitimizes her amazing vernacular.
Were you going to question Ellen's sex life? For shame!
In addition to her sex life, there's also no denying her Jewish pride.
Having a fabulous time yet? Ellen is!
Wait, wait: You don't think this is an impostor, do you? Naysayers be damned: @EllenBarkin is all real. (Her account is now verified.)
And last, Ellen tells us we can expect more brilliance in the future. Love her.
Ahem: Fuckin' love her.
Ellen Barkin's Twitter [@EllenBarkin]