It's probably not a good sign when your movie's release date is rescheduled twice and eventually kicked back to January, the doom-iest movie month. Unfortunately, that's the case with the new Katherine Heigl joint One for the Money, which is based on Janet Evanovich's 1994 novel of the same name. Here are some clues: Heigl drives around with a naked old guy, Sherri Shepherd plays a prostitute who snaps, "I'm hungry," and Debbie Reynolds accidentally shoots a turkey. Prestige!
Who decided to pick one of P!nk's least successful singles to play over this trailer? We couldn't have chosen "Don't Let Me Get Me" or "So What"? I'm arguing over this petty matter because there's no curing the rest of the trailer, which is an overly loud, under-inspired, Debbie Reynolds-degrading circus. Quickly, we need an antidote! Here's Debbie Reynolds being priceless.
I've posted that clip ten times before, but still: Glamor! Cuddling up with Eddie Fisher! Arlene Francis is the most fabulous woman who ever lived! Random House publisher Bennett Cerf was a celebrity! And Debbie is so wonderful. Glad we're all better now.
Verdict: 27 Distresses
Katherine Heigl Chases Bad Guys in First 'One for the Money' Trailer [Cinema Blend]