Chapter three of Madonna's flower-humiliating tour continues in Toronto, with the voguess showing off a new perfume inspired by her '91 documentary Madonna: Truth or Dare. Flare Editor-in-Chief Lisa Tant literally experienced the sparkling topnotes firsthand. Read her account of its aroma, then let's suggest our own.
Tant tweeted: "Madonna spritzed her new scent, Truth or Dare, on my wrist. Took it out of her clutch & grabbed my wrist. Gardenia, tuberose, musk... I told Madonna that her scent smells like the movie - fabulous, sexy & a little violent. She loved that." The only thing "violent" about Truth or Dare is Sandra Bernhard's sneer, but I appreciate the sentiment. And the gardenias, which effing own hydrangeas.
Here's what else a perfume called "Truth or Dare" should smell like.
· a sweaty bustier
· a deep-throated Evian bottle
· Jean-Paul Gaultier's new boyfriend
· a sexy Jesus
· a freshly sharpened cone bra
· Warren Beatty's contempt
Were these all synonyms? Sorry. What should we add?
Madonna's 'Truth or Dare' Perfume [DrownedMadonna]