10 First Impressions of the New Machine Gun Preacher Poster

I'm sworn to secrecy regarding my recent previewing of Machine Gun Preacher, director Marc Forster's forthcoming biopic about Sam Childers, a Pennsylvania junkie ex-con-turned-born-again-orphanage-building-gunslinging savior of Sudan. But there's nothing that I or anybody else can say about the film that isn't summed up in its new one-sheet featuring star and co-producer Gerard Butler, which is like whoaaa.

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Not to take the easy, cynical way out either -- Childers's real-life story is genuinely mindblowing -- but Jesus Christ indeed, pray for this poster. What to even say about it?

· Gerard Butler Packs Heat, Orphan in New Machine Gun Preacher Poster

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: No Condescending Racial Overtones at All, Nooooo

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: Say Hello to Gerard Butler's Little Friend

· Orange Blood, White Messiah All Over New Machine Gun Preacher Poster

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: Is That an Orphan in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: Have Sad African Child, Will Travel

· Hope For Another Machine Gun Preacher Poster is the Greatest Weapon of All

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: What Kind of Buddy Movie is This?

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: Hand Over the Oscar, and No Sudanese Kid Gets Hurt

· New Machine Gun Preacher Poster: That's Racist

[via IMDB]