Get ready to watch the best-worst thing you will see all day: a trailer for a little movie called Freerunner which stars model/actor Sean Faris as a young thrill seeker who must use parkour-like skills to race from one end of the city to the other to save his girlfriend and himself because, you see, he has a ticking bomb strapped around his neck. Like a dog collar. That's also a bomb. Just click through already, or else we have to break up. Seriously. I'm not joking this time.
Did you see that Seymour Cassel is along for the Freerunner ride as a hospital-ridden elder who appears to watch the entire clock-racing spectacle from a laptop? Also, is leaping mid-air to kick a dude in the face standard parkour practice? Is pouring Patron across the faces of open-mouthed strangers standard parkour practice? Is strapping a bomb around someone's neck in dog collar fashion standard parkour practice? Is rolling out of a late model Volvo standard parkour practice? Is zip-lining across an alleyway while wearing sweatpants standard parkour practice? If you answered affirmatively to any of these questions, I need to start practicing now.
Freerunner is due out sometime in 2011.
[via Film Drunk]