It's Red Band Friday here at the Movieline trailer plant, and if the blood, guts, and Kool-Aid commercial splendor of Conan the Barbarian didn't throttle you, surely the new 30 Minutes or Less red band blitz will fill up your senses with oral sex humor. Just watch! Jesse Eisenberg keeps using swear words, and he's Dorkenstein, so your laughter is imminent.
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Hilarious, no? What a necessary red band trailer; I feared the movie was a tame and predictable comic thriller despite the first red bander, and now I know it's full of anxious vulgarity! And BJ jokes -- those always hit close to home. Sure, Aziz Ansari is playing a version of his faux-smooth character from Parks and Recreation, and yes, Jesse Eisenberg is dishing mumblecore bastardliness again, but together they're an unlikely duo. I'm in. See you on Aug. 12.
Head over to the 30 Minutes or Less Facebook page to watch in HD.
UPDATE: You can also watch the general audiences trailer for 30 Minutes or Less by clicking here.
[via Deadline]