9. "People have gathered in front of the White House to celebrate the death of Bin Laden." -- David Arquette, @davidarquette
8. "Does Elton John do a bin laden version of Candle in the Wind... 'Like a giant hellish fireball in the wind...'" -- Adam McKay, @ghostpanther
7. "Tonight, President Obama will announce that Clint Eastwood shot Osama Bin Laden." -- Steve Martin, @SteveMartinToGo
6. "Need to sleep. Too excited. About Bin Ladan and the cover story of how it happened. He probably Choked on a macaroon." -- Judd Apatow, @JuddApatow
5. "This White House thing is part rally, part cheerleading convention, no?" -- Elizabeth Banks, @ElizabethBanks
4. "Wow! They killed the Boogieman! I felt something was in the air tonight! Bin Laden era over! S'next? ?;^•" -- Jim Carrey, @JimCarrey
3. "Wow." -- Jon Favreau, @Jon_Favreau
2. "Osama Bin Laden will never know who wins #thevoice. To [sic] bad asshole." -- Carson Daly, @carsonjdaly
1. "Go USA!" -- Lindsay Lohan, @lindsaylohan