We all might be a little late to this rambling, amazing, must-read defense of Zack Snyder and his embattled Sucker Punch, but that's OK. Crazy is forever: "Maybe the fact is that you're afraid of success. Just like that screenplay you never wrote, or that song you never played for that girl you never asked out, you'd rather the safety of your own mediocre surroundings than losing something that was never yours to begin with to the success of popular acceptance. [...] Are you worried about losing what's yours? The one thing that you have confidence in? Your own limited authority?" [GeekScape via @ebertchicago]