You've seen them in the video store and lurking around the corner of your Netflix queue. Familarly-named movies that seem to be design to cash in on a better known entity. But at this point, the direct-to-video cash-in is a time-honored tradition: for every Transformers, there's a Transmorphers, for every Paranormal Activity, there's a Paranormal Entity. And now we've got a two-fer: a gay themed Twilight-esque thriller called Vampire Boys. The acting is a bit...ripe but honestly, is it that much worse than the real Twilight?
It follows the general Twilight frame: doe-eyed innocent moves to a new town and falls under the seductive spell of a mysterious lothario who travels with his equally mysterious cabal of beautiful, pale weirdos. And as a bonus, absolutely no schmoopy mooning from Kristen Stewart!