So much pure, rippling testosterone was floating around the Conan the Barbarian set that it seems like it's permanently altered the body chemistry of all those involved. Don't believe me? Check out this new teaser trailer below. You only see a few wispy, smoky glimpses of ancient warriors, boobular princesses and the titular savage but the basso profundo rumblings of the voice over guy and Conan himself is enough to make me long for a Paul Lynde cameo. "I live, I love, I slay," Conan gravely and gravelly intones. I get it! You're all very masculine. You're still wearing Raquel Welch's panties from One Million Years B.C., though.