This week has been ruled by dual overhead nutcases Charlie Sheen and Muammar Qaddafi. Now, of course one is worse than the other: one is murdering tinpot tyrant, the other just a coked-up actor with a god complex, but if you look closer, as Denis Leary did too, you'll see that there's a few eerie similarities between the two.
•After years ensconced in a mirthless television show / dictatorial third-world country that everyone knew was terrible, is finally being called to account for their bizarre actions
•Will brook no perfidious or scurrilous words against him, demanding handjobs & sandwiches / complete and utter obedience
•While the oil / syndication money was flowing freely, Western European countries / CBS happily looked the other way even though they knew of the horrible behavior bubbling below the surface
•When finally confronted with his malfeasances, dispatches a series of rambling, disjointed communiques, each one crazier than the last
•Is now vengefully attacking own country / show, regardless of the collateral damage to innocent by-standers / Jon Cryer
•Has access to F-18 / Mirage jets with which he rains down fire. Note: said jets currently are stationed in his fire-breathing fists / Malta
•Refuses to believe that his time on top has come to an end, declaring that "failure is not an option" / "Muammar is not a president to leave his post."
•Wherever he goes, he brings along a coterie of buxom blonds who pose as his porn family / nurses & bodyguards
• Seems to have a real problem with Jews