Good news, no one! Sarah Jessica Parker has not fully closed the door on a third Sex and the City film: "I'd definitely tell that [third] story, and I know Michael would do it right," she told the Los Angeles Times. "But maybe not now. Maybe in five years, you know?" Phew! That gives us plenty of time to come up with an appropriate title for what's sure to be another bastion of cinematic brilliance. To get things started properly, your friends at Movieline have come up with 25 appropriate titles for Sex and the City 3. Laugh along with them ahead, then feel free to add your own.
Sex and the City 3-D
Carrie Bradshaw: The First Avenger
Sex and the City 3: The Almost-Golden Girls
Samantha's Libido Rises
Sex and the City 3: We're Sorry About Sex and the City 2
Razzie Nominee Sex and the City 3
Sex and the City in Space
Apocalypse Now, Please
Sex and the City 3: The Critics Lost
On Golden Pond
$ex and the ¢ity 3: There's a $ucker Born Every Minute
Even Rich Girls Get the Blues
Mannequin 3: Moving Slower
Sex and the City: Game of Eye Shadows
Carrie Goes to Hell
Sex and the City 3 Men and a Baby
The Sunshine Girls
Sex and the City (This Time With Steven Tyler as Samantha)
I, Robots
Sex and the City 3: Samantha Wears Ewoks as a Hat
Women In Black (Badgley Mishka) 3-D
Sex and the City: Born This Way
The Worst Wives Club
Sex and the City 3: Fashion Weak
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