As Director Fights to Call Movie Untitled 3-D Shark Thriller, Here Are Literal Title Ideas for 11 More Movies

Apparently director David Ellis' victory with the Snakes on a Plane title just wasn't enough. Now the director has hit the internet with a campaign to title his upcoming 3-D shark thriller...Untitled 3-D Shark Thriller. As the director tells it, "The title says everything you need to know: 'We've got sharks.' 'It's in 3D.' and, 'It's a thriller.'" Fair enough! In honor of what will surely become a hot Hollywood trend, let's see how some other upcoming movies fare with literal, reductive titles.

As always, feel free to chime in with your own submissions.

Real Title: Cars 2

Alternate Title: Untitled Summer Pixar Movie, Merchandise Available

Real Title: Melancholia

Alternate Title: Untitled Lars Von Trier Film That Will Piss Most People off

Real Title: Auschwitz

Alternate Title: Untitled Uwe Boll Holocaust Film That Will Piss Everyone off

Real Title: Cowboys & Aliens

Alternate Title: Untitled Very Serious Blockbuster About Cowboys Fighting Aliens

Real Title: Super 8

Alternate Title: Untitled J.J. Abrams Homage to ET/The Goonies

Real Title: Red State

Alternate Title: Untitled > KEVIN SMITH!!!! < Horror Film

Real Title: Piranha 3DD

Alternate Title: Untitled 3-D Girls Gone Wild Film with Gore

Real Title: Battle: Los Angeles

Alternate Title: Untitled Sci-fi Version of Black Hawk Down

Real Title: Snow White and the Huntsman

Alternate Title: Untitled Adult Fairy Tale #3

Real Title: Transformers: The Dark of the Moon

Alternate Title: Untitled 3-D Sequel You will See Even though You Swore You Wouldn't: Highway Revisited

Real Title: Dark Knight Rising

Alternate Title: Untitled Highest Grossing Film Ever

Right. Hopefully this sort of title doesn't actually become a Hollywood trend.