Late Night Highlights: Matthew Perry Jokes About Masturbating Into a Pile of Friends Money

Matthew Perry has been testing out his blue humor during his recent Mr. Sunshine promotional duties. Earlier this week, the actor demonstrated a colonic for David Letterman, and last night, he talked about masturbating with Jon Stewart. Elsewhere, Stephen Colbert interviewed a cat about Egypt, Josh Brolin previewed a never-before-seen sequence from True Grit, and Jesse Eisenberg described his Oscar date woes.

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On Jimmy Kimmel Live!, True Grit star Josh Brolin premiered a never-before-seen feature of the actor who almost played Hailee Steinfeld's part.

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If we can depend on a groundhog to predict the weather, why shouldn't Stephen Colbert ask a cat to predict the outcome in Egypt?

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1. A Lesson in Irony with Mathew Perry

After explaining irony to Daily Show host Jon Stewart, Matthew Perry mentioned that he spends his days masturbating into a pile of Friends cash. If you need proof, the Mr. Sunshine star can provide a charcoal sketch.

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